A Hollywood Life Unattained
Reflecting on the missed opportunities of my early career as a Hollywood actor.
New Cable Exploitive Southern Reality Show Lineup
Tick Jokes Friday 2:00 AM on COMEDY 1 hr TV-14 Wannabe stand-up comics from West Virginia check each other for ticks after working an open mic night in a corn field. Mug Wars Wednesday 9:00 PM on SPIKE 1 hr TV-14 Eight unemployed college students from Mississippi...
You May Be Right. I May Be Crazy.
When I was in high school, I idolized the kind of NY, Italian, street gang-guy I saw in celebs like Billy Joel and Stallone. I really wanted to be in a street gang, which, if you know me, you know how completely asinine even the thought of that is. But I didn’t want to be in a real street gang, I wanted to be in more of a movie street gang.
Why I Cannot Wear A Dress
Late August of 1972, my entire family was brutally tortured, then slaughtered by a teal and beige casual sport dress. It was a thigh-length, sleeveless with round neckline and princess seams on the front and reverse. Authorities said the dress buttoned all the way...
I Love You, You Freak.
There is a scene in the movie Untamed Heart where Christian Slater’s character “Adam” tells Marisa Tomei’s “Caroline” that, for some time now, he has been sneaking into her bedroom and watching her sleep. Contemplate for a second the wild-haired, socially-retarded...